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DUMB STUPID HEAD OF THE WEEK!!!!

Dumb Stupid Head #1
FAKED URINE TEST
NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP) - A Florida woman is in trouble for
trying pass off a toddler's pee as her own. Sara Lou Kenny was
busted after authorities say she used urine from a 4-year-old boy
for her court-ordered drug test. She's on probation for drug
charges. Authorities also busted Kenny's roommate, who is the
mother of the 4-year-old. She's on probation for fraud and theft
convictions.

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Dumb Stupid Head #1

SCRATCH-OFF THEFT
BARTOW, Fla. (AP) - It's a return to the scene of the crime --
to cash-in a winning lottery ticket. That's according to
authorities in central Florida. The Polk County Sheriff's Office
charges that Alen Nguyen stole $70 worth of scratch-off lottery
tickets from a Circle K store. Deputies say one of those tickets
was a 50-buck winner. The next day, Nguyen is charged with going
back to that same store to claim the money. A clerk asked for his
driver's license and wrote down the information. The employee then
called authorities and Nguyen was busted.

Dumb Stupid Head #2
I see people eating, texting or putting on makeup while driving just about every day. But THIS takes driving while distracted to a whole new level . . .

On Tuesday, 37-year-old Megan Barnes was driving to meet her boyfriend in Key West, Florida, when she accidentally slammed into a pickup truck, causing minor injuries to the driver and two passengers.
Apparently, the driver of the pickup had slowed down to make a turn. But Megan was too distracted to notice because while she was driving, she was in the middle of SHAVING HER….BIKINI AREA!!!!!!!!!!

According to the arresting officer, quote, "She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit. If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it . . ."This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this. It is unbelievable. I'm really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys."

To make things worse, Megan's license had just been suspended the day before as part of her punishment from a drunk driving arrest in 2006.


Megan was arrested and charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries, and driving with no insurance. If she's convicted, she could get up to a year in prison.


(Key West Citizen)